LORD T & ELOISE are Crunk artists and performers based out of Memphis, TN. The two self-proclaimed ‘intergalactic time travelers’ and ‘forebearers of the Rapocalypse” have spent the last three years touring the United States, sharing the stage with some of the industry’s most important modern performers, and bombarding the American media with their own sense of style, bravado and showmanship. The duo is set to release its third full-length effort, “TIME MACHINE 2013”, this August. The album, which takes place in the future, is a twenty-three track magnum opus of the duo’s experience with time travel, and harbors messages of what is in store for humanity.  Their upcoming string of live performances, entitled ‘The Rapocalypse Tour’, begins in August and will take the rap duo across the entirety of the American landscape until the close of the year.

“You should download a few ditties from the dandies, Lord T & Eloise, the world’s first purveyors of Aristocrunk.”
-VH1’s BEST WEEK EVER

"Playing the Bowery Ballroom tonight, Lord T and Eloise bring two words to mind - Glam Rap."
-The New York Times

“No matter how hard I tried, I just couldn’t hate it…as good, if not better than most of the rap I hear these days…polished, unique, and catchy as hell...funny, relevant, and original.”
- THE SAN FRANSISCO BAY GUARDIAN

"Editor's Pick"
- BLENDER MAGAZINE

"The most fun you'll have all weekend!"
-THE KNOXVILLE METROPULSE

"...an intoxicating spectacle..."
THE NASHVILLE SCENE

".....the most 'out there' band I've ever played with...."
- MICKEY AVALON

“Brilliantly tongue-in-cheek…evoke a flow that draws comparisons to License to Ill-era Beastie Boys..."
- THE MEMPHIS FLYER (feature Article)

“Amazing. Simply amazing.”
- CHATTANOOGA PULSE

"The industry needs performers like this. And as far as the street side goes—with songs and tracks that sound this good—they'll just have to accept 'em."
- AL KAPONE, the King of Crunk

"...a heavy dose of satire..."
RADAR MAGAZINE

“Grade A…a confident, impressive record…the hip-hop equivalent of Jack Black's and Kyle Gass' heavy-metal comedy band Tenacious D.”
- THE MEMPHIS FLYER(record review)

“Stunning and highly original!”
- THE COMMERCIAL APPEAL